Desk Hater Gifts

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

A disgruntled employee chain-sawes hois boss's desk in two.Boss says:'Alright Smith, I'll stop referring to the employees as 'oopsy daisies'.'

Laptop Dancing.

Suggestions box in a toilet.

Smoke and mirrors.

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

"I'll check and see if he's available."

'Does this mean you won't be coming back on Monday?'

In trays read: Bluff/Blink.

'Oh good! - I hate long lines!'

"Did I miss a lot of work while I was out with the flu? No, I didn't miss it at all!"

"So this is it...the first day of the new school year. I guess studying, tests and report cards are still the hot things around here."

'I load on the job all the time so I figure it's not really 'earned' income.'

The Boss.

'English homework leaves a pleasant after taste. History takes like fast food. But math is a real bummer on my digestive tract.'

"Sure I know what it adds up to. It adds up to another 'C' for Eddie Goldbeck."

"According to the latest research staff retention is more likely to be improved but improved conditions rather than chaining them to their desks."

"Look, you guys call here all the time and we keep telling you - we don't tale telemarketing calls! If you call one more time, I..."

"On Monday, they will introduce a new office layout and you'll be near Judy, who isn't good at sharing her charger. . ."

Prison Governor - Trays read: In/Not if I have my way.

'They're draft outlines on how to run a paperless office.'

'The fact that you worked as an unpaid intern shows you don't understand the concept of being a banker.'

"Dinner will be ready soon, so don't fill up on homework."

Out and In.

"When I grow up I'm going to become president and I'm going to abolish homework!"

"Bill and I hate the same books."

"My teacher gives out a lot of homework. I hope I get a dog for Christmas."

I'm not retired yet...I'm just practicing.

Tedium

"Baldo, you never seem to be in a hurry to finish to do your homework."

'No! Forging a note from your parents does not count as creative writing!'

'Going to school is NOT an abusive relationship!'

'Close the chat room and start your homework or I'll pull the plug and switch you to America Off-line.'