Save-the-planet Enthusiast Pillows

Climate change santa...

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

Nature versus commerce.

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

Politically Correct Snowperson

"I love you too, big guy."

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

'I admire your floatibility.'

God's Subcontractors

Sale! Weed Whackers

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

Eco Princess

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

The eco club is starting a locavore movement here at school. "Loco" what? Eating fresh food, grown locally. So? So everyone eats healthier and uses less energy. Um � Ok. I'll tell my mom. Who are those people. Locobores.

Honest Vending

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

Slinky Cow World

Earth stove

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"I think we have run out of time..."

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."