Millennium Bug Survivor Gifts

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Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

'Hole in one!!!!'

When cockroaches go unchecked.

Praying Mantis.

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

God in the bunker.

Zika: War on Mosquitoes

The y2k bug being chased by the JFK bug

"I tweeted yesterday. 'Sleep with your windows open'. It was liked and shared by 2000 mosquitos."

Man with fly swat - Let the games begin.

Offering a golfer a spade.

I know it's not on the yoga dvd but a spider crawled up my sleeve

"I hate sand traps."

"As you can see, our scientists are busy working on retaliation."

"Hurry up Ted, or are you going to spend all day in that bunker?"

'We have praying mantises. They're good for the garden as long as they don't pray for the spinach.'

'Stop bugging me ... '

'Don't be mad, I'm just following your instructions.'

Bee

Get Your Head Out Of Your Phone

"That's not a haboob. It's Ed trying to get his ball out of a bunker."

Adam and Eve tempted by apple in hazmat suits.

Wasp being sprayed.

'I don't give Zombie Apocalypses out to anybody as gifts I'm afraid.'

"Believe me, they're not expecting us. We're 387-year locusts."

'Thus the big party.'

'This is a very unforgiving golf course.'

"I'm raising four kids, a husband, three pets and I work. This is nothing."

"I'm never visiting earth again! Ever since we got back I've been getting nothing but robocalls and spam."

Frog killing a fly with bug spray.

'Where's the ball? Where's the BALL!?'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 12

"School is a lot like life. It's hours and hours of boredom...interrupted by the occasional moment of panic."