Mosquito Muse Gifts

This guy smells like he just got the Covid vaccine. Do you think it's safe to bite him?

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

AEDES: Serial Killer - Zika, Dengue, Fiebre Amarilla, Chikungunya.

'Romance in Swampland'

Great mouser!

"Who on earth would call on a landline? How rude!"

Fighting Malaria

The Mosquito bite left an unsightly bump on Tom's body.

'Oh, we aren't disturbing my husband. He's busy with mosquitos.'

We've gotten all we can with traditional drilling techniques. What do you know about fracking?

The Perfect Dengue Storm and Coronavirus

"I tweeted yesterday. 'Sleep with your windows open'. It was liked and shared by 2000 mosquitos."

'Oh Steve! You had the dining area remodeled!'

Cat Annoyed At Mice Developing The Modern Ballistic Missile

'Gesundheit'

'Mozzie Mozzie Mozzie!' 'Oi!' 'Oi!' 'Oi!'

"You have a mouse named Juliet."

The joy of killing a mosquito followed by the despair of realizing it already bit you.

Nature Magnified

'I agree O-positive is rather nice, but my favourite by far is AB-negative...'

'Twenty six mosquitos and one fish.'

"Oh, you could say the mosquitoes were out. . ."

Zika sexually transmitted

'I always try to get him to come out and have a drink with me, but noooo...it's always the same excuse about how male mosquitoes don't suck blood. Whatever. I'm over it.'

'Today's St. Patrick's day. It'll be a good time to eat up this stuff with the green mold on it.'

"You spoil that mosquito!"

"Want to go to the dog park for some hors d'ouvres?"

A conversation between a golfer and a mosquito. You and I probably use the phrase "getting 18 holes in" differntly.

'These days you can't trust the blood back there. Too much toxins. You got to get out here buddy! This where the good, organic stuff is.'

"The trick is to bite them just after they've been to the gym: You get good, well oxygenated blood..."

'I'm the real thing. I'm FROM the West Nile.'

'You should see a doctor. Maybe you have that West Nile thing.'

Eliminating Mosquitoes and the Zika Threat.

A mosquito writes a letter to a camper's parents in blood.

'Robust overtones of steak and chips with a pronounced cholesterol finish.'