Mosquito Aficionados Gifts

"The trick is to bite them just after they've been to the gym: You get good, well oxygenated blood..."

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

'At ease, soldier.'

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

Movember

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

"Gimme a lite. Bug Lite."

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

Preying mantis marriage councellor.

Gnat King Cole in concert "Unforgetable that's what you are.."

"And today children, Homer is going to show us his 'pressed fly and bug collection'."

A dog catcher catching a dog catching a cat catching a bird catching a fly.

"You know I hate birthdays!"

'Let's go to the Horticultural Show and taste the exotic flowers...'

"Any ideas on how to convince the public that we're cute?"

A termite practical joke.

"Whoa! Wrong bar?"

AEDES: Serial Killer - Zika, Dengue, Fiebre Amarilla, Chikungunya.

'Oh, for god's sake just ignore it!'

"I'm sorry, sir, but Professor Dornley does not wish to be distracted for the duration of the winter."

'Bad as this may look, it's actually the perfect accompaniment with your entree.'

Zombie plumber calling out for drains...

'Another Scotch?'

'You may see a great creation, Dr. Frankenstein... but I only see a great heck of a Product Liability Problem.'

'Are you crazy! Put that thing down before you kill somebody!'

'Yeh right! Always blame the dung beetle!' - An elevator mishap.

Mayfly Retirement Home: 'It's a real worry, so many of us living well into our 25 hour. . .'

"Impressive resume. You really know your s**t."