Mosquito Aficionados Gifts

"The trick is to bite them just after they've been to the gym: You get good, well oxygenated blood..."

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

'At ease, soldier.'

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

Movember

Preying mantis marriage councellor.

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

"Gimme a lite. Bug Lite."

Gnat King Cole in concert "Unforgetable that's what you are.."

"And today children, Homer is going to show us his 'pressed fly and bug collection'."

"You know I hate birthdays!"

'Let's go to the Horticultural Show and taste the exotic flowers...'

"Whoa! Wrong bar?"

"Any ideas on how to convince the public that we're cute?"

A dog catcher catching a dog catching a cat catching a bird catching a fly.

A termite practical joke.

AEDES: Serial Killer - Zika, Dengue, Fiebre Amarilla, Chikungunya.

'Oh, for god's sake just ignore it!'

Zombie plumber calling out for drains...

'Back to work, McFly! You're spending too much time on that screen saver...'

"I'm sorry, sir, but Professor Dornley does not wish to be distracted for the duration of the winter."

'Bad as this may look, it's actually the perfect accompaniment with your entree.'

'Another Scotch?'

'You may see a great creation, Dr. Frankenstein... but I only see a great heck of a Product Liability Problem.'

"Maybe there's a free lunch, too?"

'Are you crazy! Put that thing down before you kill somebody!'

Planet of the Ants

"Impressive resume. You really know your s**t."

"We have sparkling and still, but I'll have to ask if we have black."