Mosquito Trivia Buff T-Shirts

Mosquito Worry About Saturated Fats

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

What's that? - 'It's a mosquito bite.' - 'Scratch it!' - 'No, I need to buy some cream.' - 'Make it bleed!!!' - 'Gahhh!!!' -

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

AEDES: Serial Killer - Zika, Dengue, Fiebre Amarilla, Chikungunya.

"Would it have killed him to create a screened-in porch?!"

'Oh stop complaining, if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!'

'Well Sir, it tastes like O-positive to me...'

Fighting Malaria

The Perfect Dengue Storm and Coronavirus

The Mosquito bite left an unsightly bump on Tom's body.

'Oh, we aren't disturbing my husband. He's busy with mosquitos.'

"No, I'm afraid I don't know how much wood a woodchuck could chuck." "We're beavers."

'Boy I love summer and the beach: So much bare skin to bite!'

'Oh Steve! You had the dining area remodeled!'

Combating Zika

"Me, O-/A+ is my favourite cocktail..."

The joy of killing a mosquito followed by the despair of realizing it already bit you.

"Wait, wait, I know this one! Twelve Smith street, that's a tricky one! Two adults, two kids: Ab, O, A, B. . ."

The hills were alive with the sound of midges

"Oh, you could say the mosquitoes were out. . ."

'I always try to get him to come out and have a drink with me, but noooo...it's always the same excuse about how male mosquitoes don't suck blood. Whatever. I'm over it.'

Zika sexually transmitted

'Look who just blew in from Bordeaux.'

"Want to go to the dog park for some hors d'ouvres?"

"You spoil that mosquito!"

Mosquito restaurants

"The trick is to bite them just after they've been to the gym: You get good, well oxygenated blood..."

"...business is booming and we're opening new branches worldwide!"

'I'm the real thing. I'm FROM the West Nile.'

Road work ahead

"I've invented a cologne that makes cow smell like humans, so mosquitoes are attracted to cows."

Eliminating Mosquitoes and the Zika Threat.