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Mosquito Worry About Saturated Fats

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

What's that? - 'It's a mosquito bite.' - 'Scratch it!' - 'No, I need to buy some cream.' - 'Make it bleed!!!' - 'Gahhh!!!' -

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

AEDES: Serial Killer - Zika, Dengue, Fiebre Amarilla, Chikungunya.

"Would it have killed him to create a screened-in porch?!"

'Oh stop complaining, if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!'

'Well Sir, it tastes like O-positive to me...'

Fighting Malaria

The Mosquito bite left an unsightly bump on Tom's body.

'Oh, we aren't disturbing my husband. He's busy with mosquitos.'

The Perfect Dengue Storm and Coronavirus

We've gotten all we can with traditional drilling techniques. What do you know about fracking?

"No, I'm afraid I don't know how much wood a woodchuck could chuck." "We're beavers."

'Boy I love summer and the beach: So much bare skin to bite!'

'Oh Steve! You had the dining area remodeled!'

Combating Zika

"Wait, wait, I know this one! Twelve Smith street, that's a tricky one! Two adults, two kids: Ab, O, A, B. . ."

"Me, O-/A+ is my favourite cocktail..."

The joy of killing a mosquito followed by the despair of realizing it already bit you.

Amazingly, the Red Cross has genetically engineered mosquitoes that bite people then deposit their blood at a blood bank.

The hills were alive with the sound of midges

'I always try to get him to come out and have a drink with me, but noooo...it's always the same excuse about how male mosquitoes don't suck blood. Whatever. I'm over it.'

"Oh, you could say the mosquitoes were out. . ."

Zika sexually transmitted

A conversation between a golfer and a mosquito. You and I probably use the phrase "getting 18 holes in" differntly.

'Look who just blew in from Bordeaux.'

"The trick is to bite them just after they've been to the gym: You get good, well oxygenated blood..."

Mosquito restaurants

"Want to go to the dog park for some hors d'ouvres?"

"You spoil that mosquito!"

'I'm the real thing. I'm FROM the West Nile.'

"...business is booming and we're opening new branches worldwide!"

Road work ahead

Eliminating Mosquitoes and the Zika Threat.