National Mosquito Day Gifts

National Mosquito Day

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Fighting the Zika Virus

AEDES: Serial Killer - Zika, Dengue, Fiebre Amarilla, Chikungunya.

Priest fighting the Zika mosquito by getting rid of its standing water.

Zika: War on Mosquitoes

'Oh stop complaining, if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!'

Mosquito Test + Taste

Fighting Malaria

The Mosquito bite left an unsightly bump on Tom's body.

'Oh, we aren't disturbing my husband. He's busy with mosquitos.'

This guy smells like he just got the Covid vaccine. Do you think it's safe to bite him?

The joy of killing a mosquito followed by the despair of realizing it already bit you.

'I try to be considerate and always sterilize my stinger before biting into a new victim.'

Mosquito 'restaurant' on a person's skin. Waiter asks 'Red or red?'

Mosquito Worry About Saturated Fats

'I agree O-positive is rather nice, but my favourite by far is AB-negative...'

'I always try to get him to come out and have a drink with me, but noooo...it's always the same excuse about how male mosquitoes don't suck blood. Whatever. I'm over it.'

'It's too dangerous now, let's just wait until he is alseep...'

"Oh, you could say the mosquitoes were out. . ."

Zika sexually transmitted

Mosquito restaurants

"The trick is to bite them just after they've been to the gym: You get good, well oxygenated blood..."

"Want to go to the dog park for some hors d'ouvres?"

"You spoil that mosquito!"

'I'm the real thing. I'm FROM the West Nile.'

Road work ahead

'Awesome, dude! There they are! A little of that blood in our systems and we'll be high for a week!'

'Robust overtones of steak and chips with a pronounced cholesterol finish.'

"I've invented a cologne that makes cow smell like humans, so mosquitoes are attracted to cows."

Eliminating Mosquitoes and the Zika Threat.

Dengue Fever Epidemic