National Mosquito Day Pillows

National Mosquito Day

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Now that we've got all the mosquitoes trapped in here, let's sleep out there.

Fighting the Zika Virus

AEDES: Serial Killer - Zika, Dengue, Fiebre Amarilla, Chikungunya.

Zika: War on Mosquitoes

Priest fighting the Zika mosquito by getting rid of its standing water.

'Oh stop complaining, if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!'

Mosquito Test + Taste

Fighting Malaria

This guy smells like he just got the Covid vaccine. Do you think it's safe to bite him?

The Mosquito bite left an unsightly bump on Tom's body.

'Oh, we aren't disturbing my husband. He's busy with mosquitos.'

We've gotten all we can with traditional drilling techniques. What do you know about fracking?

Mosquito 'restaurant' on a person's skin. Waiter asks 'Red or red?'

Amazingly, the Red Cross has genetically engineered mosquitoes that bite people then deposit their blood at a blood bank.

'I try to be considerate and always sterilize my stinger before biting into a new victim.'

The joy of killing a mosquito followed by the despair of realizing it already bit you.

Mosquito Worry About Saturated Fats

'I agree O-positive is rather nice, but my favourite by far is AB-negative...'

'It's too dangerous now, let's just wait until he is alseep...'

"Oh, you could say the mosquitoes were out. . ."

'I always try to get him to come out and have a drink with me, but noooo...it's always the same excuse about how male mosquitoes don't suck blood. Whatever. I'm over it.'

Zika sexually transmitted

"You spoil that mosquito!"

"The trick is to bite them just after they've been to the gym: You get good, well oxygenated blood..."

Mosquito restaurants

A conversation between a golfer and a mosquito. You and I probably use the phrase "getting 18 holes in" differntly.

"Want to go to the dog park for some hors d'ouvres?"

'I'm the real thing. I'm FROM the West Nile.'

Road work ahead

Eliminating Mosquitoes and the Zika Threat.

'Awesome, dude! There they are! A little of that blood in our systems and we'll be high for a week!'

'Robust overtones of steak and chips with a pronounced cholesterol finish.'

"I've invented a cologne that makes cow smell like humans, so mosquitoes are attracted to cows."