Flu Awareness Pillows

Throw up Thursday

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

Distance to avoid contagion

"Relax. At your age, it's common to have a nose hare now and then."

'We're all out of flu vaccine - how about something for anxiety...?'

'It's the only known prevention for swine flu...Big bad wolf serum...'

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

Coronavirus Global Alert

Vaccine

Centaur for Disease Control Says Wear a Mask

"This isn't helping my migraine."

"I have an exclusive license agreement with Pfizer Pharmaceutical."

Flu vaccine.

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

Mr Claus, tests indicate your blood is 95% milk and cookies.

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease."

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

Earth and the Coronavirus

'You're giving me a flu-shot? Shouldn't you be giving me an anti-flu shot?'

Zika global alert

Start of school year in Cuba 1

"I don't know where you get this 4 metres from I was lead to believe social distancing was 2 metres!!"

AIDS prevention

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.

AEDES: Serial Killer - Zika, Dengue, Fiebre Amarilla, Chikungunya.

"Polly wants a flu shot."