End Of Allergy Season Gifts

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

"He has a terrible peanut elegy."

Football team discussions.

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

"Is it just me, or is the pollen particularly bad this year?"

'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?''

"His tests show he has a latex allergy."

'I'm sorry, Ralph, but you're going to have to move out - Prissy's allergy to your dandruff is getting worse.'

An allergist sneezing

"How adorable! I'd love to have one of my own but I'm so terribly allergic."

'You should have thought about your allergies before you built the ark.'

Man sneezes and blows flowers out of painting.

'You see, I'm allergic to dog dander....'

"The surgery went well. You'll be issued a 'Contains No Nuts' card upon discharge."

'About this obscene material found in your desk.'

"The tests show you're lactose intolerant."

"Aaaaa....Chooo!"

"The tests came back positive. You're H2O intolerant."

"I was NOT huffing and puffing - it's just allergies."

"You're not gonna be around much longer, pal, so do you mind if I eat your nose when you're done with it?"

"How Lovely. You brought me pollen."

"I think I'm allergic to peanuts."

You're going to give me a hay fever shot? Shouldn't I be getting an anti hay fever shot?

"How am I? I'm just trying to et over the flu in time for allergy season."

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, pollen to pollen, mold to mold

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

'Maybe she's gluten intolerant.'

'I stopped to smell the flowers. Where's my inhaler?'

"None of our items are gluten-free, but they are prepared by people who are."

'Is the homework gluten free?'

'Unfortunately, Mr.Beckons, your son Dean is very allergic to grass. . .'

Mom! Of course I know it's spring outside! Look at all the allergy commericals!

The sounds of spring.