End Of Allergy Season T-Shirts

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

"He has a terrible peanut elegy."

Football team discussions.

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

"Is it just me, or is the pollen particularly bad this year?"

'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?''

'I'm sorry, Ralph, but you're going to have to move out - Prissy's allergy to your dandruff is getting worse.'

"His tests show he has a latex allergy."

An allergist sneezing

'You should have thought about your allergies before you built the ark.'

"How adorable! I'd love to have one of my own but I'm so terribly allergic."

Man sneezes and blows flowers out of painting.

'You see, I'm allergic to dog dander....'

'About this obscene material found in your desk.'

"The tests show you're lactose intolerant."

"Aaaaa....Chooo!"

"I was NOT huffing and puffing - it's just allergies."

"How am I? I'm just trying to et over the flu in time for allergy season."

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

"You're not gonna be around much longer, pal, so do you mind if I eat your nose when you're done with it?"

You're going to give me a hay fever shot? Shouldn't I be getting an anti hay fever shot?

"How Lovely. You brought me pollen."

'Maybe she's gluten intolerant.'

'I stopped to smell the flowers. Where's my inhaler?'

"None of our items are gluten-free, but they are prepared by people who are."

'Is the homework gluten free?'

Mom! Of course I know it's spring outside! Look at all the allergy commericals!

The sounds of spring.