Summer Allergy Season T-Shirts

You're going to give me a hay fever shot? Shouldn't I be getting an anti hay fever shot?

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

On holiday.

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

Freshest ice cream in town!

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

French wine

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

Fish snorkling above water.

Sunbathing in the park

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

Stonehenge Sandcastle

Not only were the bears coming out of hibernation but they went ahead and invited themselves to dinner.

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

A crab with a utility knife claw

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

"He was sent here from the future to terminate me, but then he really got into grilling."

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

"Oh, goody. More reality-based crap."

Ice Cream Tower.

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

"Be careful of that sun, Stewart. You're starting to look like the front page of the 'Times Book Review.'"

Summer reading for the family.