Summer Safety T-Shirts

There's a special place in Hell for folks who leave kids or pets locked in the car with the windows rolled up.

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

The Busy Gardener

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

On holiday.

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

Bring your own inflatable.

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

'Steak Ted?'

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

Freshest ice cream in town!

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

His New Grillfriend

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

French wine

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

Summertime

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

Fish snorkling above water.

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

'Good timing, Pal, good timing.'