Summer Safety Prints

There's a special place in Hell for folks who leave kids or pets locked in the car with the windows rolled up.

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

The Busy Gardener

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

On holiday.

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

'Steak Ted?'

Bring your own inflatable.

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

Freshest ice cream in town!

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

His New Grillfriend

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

French wine

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

Summertime

Fish snorkling above water.

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

Sunbathing in the park

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

'Good timing, Pal, good timing.'

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'