Summer Safety Enthusiast Prints

Rule 1: Wear a life jacket. Rule 2: Don't get all tangled up in the anchor rope.

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

On the brink.

Baby on board.

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Sitting Up'

'Good thing it has a child-proof cap.'

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

The Perfect Cannonball

'Mind how you cross the ocean.'

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

S.P.F. 1,000

'I tell you what: If it weren't for the headrest, I would have serious whiplash right now...'

Summertime.

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

Caution signs.

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

'News headline: Britain unsafe to bring up young children.'