Summer Safety Enthusiast Gifts

Rule 1: Wear a life jacket. Rule 2: Don't get all tangled up in the anchor rope.

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

On the brink.

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Sitting Up'

'Good thing it has a child-proof cap.'

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

The Perfect Cannonball

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

'Mind how you cross the ocean.'

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

S.P.F. 1,000

'I tell you what: If it weren't for the headrest, I would have serious whiplash right now...'

Summertime.

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

Caution signs.

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

'News headline: Britain unsafe to bring up young children.'