Seasonal Sniffles Survivor Pillows

"I had to get the glass in my front window replaced. I've never known anyone with a more powerful sneeze than my dad!"

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

'Gesundheit.'

A guide to seasons in the North East

I guess that's one way to get the ER renovated.

'Let me guess, you're 'Sneezy'.'

'Gesundheite!'

Too much pepper spells disaster for Nick and Mr. Stickers

'These pajamas come with a flak jacket sewn into the lining to protect against the 'Stop Snoring' elbow in the ribs.'

'You see, I'm allergic to dog dander....'

Man sneezes and blows flowers out of painting.

Unsuitable clothing.

'I'm glad you two have finally met.'

'Quick, shut the door! The flu!'

"Gesundheit!"

The Inverted Nose: Genetic engineering's answer to the sniffles.

"Your tests are back. You're allergic to tissues."

'My hay fever is really acting up.'

'Bless you!'

The Inventor of Scratch and Sniff

Mother Nature's awkward secret: pollen allergies.

"Our marriage will last a whole lot longer if you move and breathe minimally."

"Dad's allergies kicked in during out special 'man to man' walk...so I learned all about the birds and the sneeze."

'My elbow has a cold!'

'Gesundheit'

Dave could never work out how he lost his nose stud.

Asthma cats

Sneeze

Transmitting Swine Flu.

"Modern art?"

'I said he could sleep with me... well... he's asleep.'

The sound of mucus.

Achooo

'Everytime there's a thaw, I lose a lot of weight.'