Seasonal Sniffles Survivor Pillows

"I had to get the glass in my front window replaced. I've never known anyone with a more powerful sneeze than my dad!"

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

'Gesundheit.'

A guide to seasons in the North East

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

I guess that's one way to get the ER renovated.

'Let me guess, you're 'Sneezy'.'

'Gesundheite!'

Too much pepper spells disaster for Nick and Mr. Stickers

'These pajamas come with a flak jacket sewn into the lining to protect against the 'Stop Snoring' elbow in the ribs.'

Man sneezes and blows flowers out of painting.

'You see, I'm allergic to dog dander....'

Unsuitable clothing.

'I'm glad you two have finally met.'

'Quick, shut the door! The flu!'

"The tests came back positive. You're H2O intolerant."

The Inverted Nose: Genetic engineering's answer to the sniffles.

"Gesundheit!"

"Your tests are back. You're allergic to tissues."

'My hay fever is really acting up.'

"Modern art?"

Mother Nature's awkward secret: pollen allergies.

"Dad's allergies kicked in during out special 'man to man' walk...so I learned all about the birds and the sneeze."

The Inventor of Scratch and Sniff

"Our marriage will last a whole lot longer if you move and breathe minimally."

'I said he could sleep with me... well... he's asleep.'

'Gesundheit'

Dave could never work out how he lost his nose stud.

Sneeze

'My elbow has a cold!'

Asthma cats

Transmitting Swine Flu.

'Bless you!'

The sound of mucus.

Achooo