Seasonal Allergies Pillows

"Al's either catching a cold or practicing for spring allergies."

Allergy Clinic: Summertime and the Living is Wheezy.

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

"Devi's brew?"

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

Easter Egg Delivery

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

"Is it just me, or is the pollen particularly bad this year?"

Baby it's cold outside.

Basic Instinct

Christmas Socks

"I was NOT huffing and puffing - it's just allergies."

You're going to give me a hay fever shot? Shouldn't I be getting an anti hay fever shot?

"How am I? I'm just trying to et over the flu in time for allergy season."

Mom! Of course I know it's spring outside! Look at all the allergy commericals!

"Check out this app. It let's you substitute other vegetables for your nose."

"This doesn't feel right..."

'Bless you!'

"Dad's allergies kicked in during out special 'man to man' walk...so I learned all about the birds and the sneeze."

Mother Nature's awkward secret: pollen allergies.

This time of year always gets me down."

'I've got to get away from Christmas... I've got to get away...'

Bundle up!

Pollen's Side of the Story

"When Santa went electric they either diversified or got furloughed."

"I ran out of vacation days, so I didn't fly south this winter."

"My God, do you realize the year's half over?"

Going South.

Pollen Allergies

Friday night football wardrobe.