Seasonal Allergies Pillows

"Al's either catching a cold or practicing for spring allergies."

Allergy Clinic: Summertime and the Living is Wheezy.

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

"Devi's brew?"

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

Easter Egg Delivery

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

"Is it just me, or is the pollen particularly bad this year?"

Baby it's cold outside.

Basic Instinct

'Anyone else seeing a pattern here?'

Christmas Socks

"I was NOT huffing and puffing - it's just allergies."

You're going to give me a hay fever shot? Shouldn't I be getting an anti hay fever shot?

Who's ready for pumpkin spice season?

"How am I? I'm just trying to et over the flu in time for allergy season."

Mom! Of course I know it's spring outside! Look at all the allergy commericals!

'Bless you!'

"Check out this app. It let's you substitute other vegetables for your nose."

Mother Nature's awkward secret: pollen allergies.

"Dad's allergies kicked in during out special 'man to man' walk...so I learned all about the birds and the sneeze."

"This doesn't feel right..."

'I've got to get away from Christmas... I've got to get away...'

This time of year always gets me down."

Bundle up!

A Poem: With daylight's shift, winter doth come

Pollen's Side of the Story

"When Santa went electric they either diversified or got furloughed."

"I ran out of vacation days, so I didn't fly south this winter."

"My God, do you realize the year's half over?"

Going South.

Friday night football wardrobe.