Food Allergy Survivors Pillows

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

"Wow! So you think my chronic self-hatred may just be an undiagnosed case of lactose intolerance?"

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

The Nihilist Deli.

"OK, hands up who’s vegan... lactose intolerant... peanut allergies..."

"Is it just me, or is the pollen particularly bad this year?"

'I'm sorry, Ralph, but you're going to have to move out - Prissy's allergy to your dandruff is getting worse.'

"Excuse me, Father...is the host gluten-free?"

"The chef will accommodate gluten-free requests, but only with a note from your doctor."

"How am I supposed to trust my gut when it can't even handle a little dairy?"

'Gretel, she's lying. It's not gluten free!'

'You see, I'm allergic to dog dander....'

Gluten-free Santa

Man sneezes and blows flowers out of painting.

"If you eat gluten, we have a ton of it in the back."

Squirrel in tree with t-shirt saying ''may contain nuts.'

"Everything on the menu can be prepared with no gluten, standard gluten, or extra gluten."

"Happy Birthday, dear! It's gluten-free, lactose-free and sugar-free."

'It's gluten-free or free range or something. Enjoy.'

"No, we don't sell gluten-free gluten."

'Why didn't you say you were Lactose intolerant in the first place?'

The Gluten is Free. RUN!

"Are there nuts in this?"

'Whatever diet they're on, tell them what they ordered is perfect for them.'

"It might taste a little different. It's gluten-free slop."

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

Gluten-Free Church

"It's the gluten-free edition."

'I stopped to smell the flowers. Where's my inhaler?'

"None of our items are gluten-free, but they are prepared by people who are."