Allergy Sufferer Humorist T-Shirts

What a pity they invited someone allergic to cats.

"So I'm perfectly healthy? That's good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?"

Worries of the first single cell organism. Should I divide? Maybe I won't like my other self! Maybe it won't like me! Two might be nice company. Three, though, that could be crowded.

"I've thought about what you said, about how plate tectonics will kill us all!"

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

'I just came back from the allergist. I'm allergic to life.'

An allergist sneezing

Superhero with Acrophobia

"But why not be happy about all the diseases you don't have?"

You're going to give me a hay fever shot? Shouldn't I be getting an anti hay fever shot?

'Noah's wife is allergic to cats.'

"Since I heard there was a monster I can't sleep at night!"

"The Pain may be due to your Yin and Yang being out of alignment, but humour me and lets see if your broken let is part of the problem."

"I only grown them because her mother's allergic to them."

That's right: Not only are we 'Man's best friend', but a lot of people are allergic to cats...

I can't come in today. I haven't got chronic diarrhoea!

"Whoa, don't hand me my pay cheque. I'm allergic to peanuts!"

Why hamsters don't sleep at night.

"Did you put garlic in the pasta?"

'Now, don't panic, but I'd like you to take off all your clothes so we can burn them.'

"Rodent droppings? Hey! We were wondering where they'd got to!"

"If anything happens, Janice, I love you."

"Oh my god, apple pox!"

Vending Machine in Alternative Medicine Clinic

WD40

"I think the man in the corner may have the covid."

"Closed. Out to fast."

'You can come in if you like, but we've all got swine fever in here.'

"Adam, I think I must be allergic to that fruit we ate back in the garden!"

Heart palpitations. What? I've got sweaty palms, weak knees, aches, dizzy, warm brow

'He promised me that a cigar should never again touch his lips...!'

Bless You!

'Doctor, I think I have a onion allergy.'

Achoo! Wow, the pollen count really is high this year!

'You're going to get chicken pox. . .!'