
Achoo! Wow, the pollen count really is high this year!
Give their wardrobe a humorous twist with allergy-themed t-shirts! Designed for allergy humorists who love to laugh, these tees combine comfort with clever, allergy-centric sayings.
Achoo! Wow, the pollen count really is high this year!
Bless You!
'Strawberries give me the hives... how about an apple?'
"Are you gluten free?"
"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."
Lactose Intolerant
"I'm afraid you could go at any time."
PSA Banter.
'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'
'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.'
'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'
Providing Healthcare For All
'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'
In case of Emergency: Break Glass
"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."
'What you seem to be suffering from is longevity.'
'Will I live Doctor?' 'Yes, but I don't advise it!'
'We're all out of flu vaccine - how about something for anxiety...?'
'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.'
"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet"
"Reverend, I recommend you turn the other cheek."
Would you be willing to sign something regarding the fat content of your burger? Like what? My colon.
Doctor to man with 'Push' door on mouth: 'It looks as though you've been eating a lot of junk food lately.'
"Gesundheit!"
Treat Dispensers for the Middle-Aged
'It may be more inconvenient, but the 'Reverse Prostate Exam' is a lot less embarrassing for the both of us.'
My Dream Valentine
'I'd like a second opinion, doctor.'
"So, let's catch a wellness wave!"
"It appears that you'll definitely outlive your usefulness."
"So I'm perfectly healthy? That's good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?"
To encourage patients to take their medication, Dr. Gratner brought in a sketch artist to show them what they will look like in six months without meds.
'Thanks, but I don't expect you to chew my food for me.'
"I just haven't been feeling very omnipotent lately."
"I thought you said I needed to get some 'extra size'."
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