Illness Humorist T-Shirts

Bring humor to their wardrobe with t-shirts that celebrate the funny side of health quirks. Perfect for the illness humorist who loves to wear their wit every day.

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'You're going to get chicken pox. . .!' mockup

'You're going to get chicken pox. . .!'

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I can't come in today. I haven't got chronic diarrhoea!

I can't come in today. I haven't got chronic diarrhoea! mockup

I can't come in today. I haven't got chronic diarrhoea!

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"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief." mockup

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

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'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...' mockup

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

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'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.' mockup

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

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"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self."

"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self." mockup

"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self."

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Lactose Intolerant

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"I'm afraid you could go at any time." mockup

"I'm afraid you could go at any time."

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PSA Banter.

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'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!' mockup

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

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'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.'

'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.' mockup

'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.'

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'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?' mockup

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

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Providing Healthcare For All

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'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.' mockup

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

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Man Eating Minimalist Meal

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"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts." mockup

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

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In case of Emergency: Break Glass mockup

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

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'What you seem to be suffering from is longevity.'

'What you seem to be suffering from is longevity.' mockup

'What you seem to be suffering from is longevity.'

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'Will I live Doctor?' 'Yes, but I don't advise it!'

'Will I live Doctor?' 'Yes, but I don't advise it!' mockup

'Will I live Doctor?' 'Yes, but I don't advise it!'

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'We're all out of flu vaccine - how about something for anxiety...?'

'We're all out of flu vaccine - how about something for anxiety...?' mockup

'We're all out of flu vaccine - how about something for anxiety...?'

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'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.'

'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.' mockup

'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.'

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"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet"

"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet" mockup

"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet"

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Doctor to man with 'Push' door on mouth: 'It looks as though you've been eating a lot of junk food lately.'

Doctor to man with 'Push' door on mouth: 'It looks as though you've been eating a lot of junk food lately.' mockup

Doctor to man with 'Push' door on mouth: 'It looks as though you've been eating a lot of junk food lately.'

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"Gesundheit!"

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"Reverend, I recommend you turn the other cheek."

"Reverend, I recommend you turn the other cheek." mockup

"Reverend, I recommend you turn the other cheek."

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Treat Dispensers for the Middle-Aged mockup

Treat Dispensers for the Middle-Aged

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'It may be more inconvenient, but the 'Reverse Prostate Exam' is a lot less embarrassing for the both of us.'

'It may be more inconvenient, but the 'Reverse Prostate Exam' is a lot less embarrassing for the both of us.' mockup

'It may be more inconvenient, but the 'Reverse Prostate Exam' is a lot less embarrassing for the both of us.'

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Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.." mockup

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

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My Dream Valentine

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'I'd like a second opinion, doctor.' mockup

'I'd like a second opinion, doctor.'

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"So, let's catch a wellness wave!" mockup

"So, let's catch a wellness wave!"

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"It appears that you'll definitely outlive your usefulness."

"It appears that you'll definitely outlive your usefulness." mockup

"It appears that you'll definitely outlive your usefulness."

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"So I'm perfectly healthy? That's good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?"

"So I'm perfectly healthy? That's good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?" mockup

"So I'm perfectly healthy? That's good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?"

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'There is a drug for Hypochondria... but the side-effects may actually make you sick!'

'There is a drug for Hypochondria... but the side-effects may actually make you sick!' mockup

'There is a drug for Hypochondria... but the side-effects may actually make you sick!'

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'Thanks, but I don't expect you to chew my food for me.'

'Thanks, but I don't expect you to chew my food for me.' mockup

'Thanks, but I don't expect you to chew my food for me.'

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Illness Humorist T-Shirts Collection

Illness Humorist Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs crafted for illness humorists—perfect for mornings and their daily dose of laughter.

Illness Humorist Pillows

Find the perfect humorous pillow to bring comfort and comedy to their living space.

Illness Humorist Prints

Browse our humorous prints that celebrate the lighter side of medical challenges and illness humor.