Allergy Jokes T-Shirts

That's right: Not only are we 'Man's best friend', but a lot of people are allergic to cats...

'I just came back from the allergist. I'm allergic to life.'

An allergist sneezing

'You need a heart transplant, maybe two.'

'Are you sure sitting on a bean bag chair isn't considered getting a daily requirement of vegetables?'

"I'm afraid someone drank your sample."

'Noah's wife is allergic to cats.'

"While I'm not an internist...I'd say you coughed up your small intestines!"

You're going to give me a hay fever shot? Shouldn't I be getting an anti hay fever shot?

"Fortunately treatment will be relatively inexpensive since you have the generic form of the disease!"

"None of our items are gluten-free, but they are prepared by people who are."

'It hurts when I cackle!'

"Med school was a blast."

"Are you sure you wouldn't rather just get the vaccine?"

"Did you put garlic in the pasta?"

'Now, don't panic, but I'd like you to take off all your clothes so we can burn them.'

Nightmares donuts have.

'What's the problem?'

'Strawberries give me the hives. How about an apple?'

"Would a test have told us if my goldfish had coronavirus?"

'The nurse tells me you haven't been swallowing your pills.' (Doctor has harpoon).

"Dad got tired of reading those scare stories - now he sits there all day, photosynthesizes, and grows his own!"

"Adam, I think I must be allergic to that fruit we ate back in the garden!"

"I've been wanting you two to meet. You both have the same seasonal allergies."

"Yoga for hangovers"

'Lucky break for you Dad, that they had that body cast in your size.'

I'm worried about Uncle Tony. He's looking a little drawn.

'Don't try getting polite with me!'

Support group for guys with hemorrhoids.

'A health report today warned skeptics, who take everything with a grain of salt, could result in abnormal hypertension. . .'

"Doctor, my ear keeps ringing. . ."

'I can't seem to recall the Latin term for 'little green pill that makes you feel better.' '

'For $1500 a day, I should at least get a nurse in a miniskirt!'