Allergy Anecdotes Mugs

You're going to give me a hay fever shot? Shouldn't I be getting an anti hay fever shot?

"Is it just me, or is the pollen particularly bad this year?"

'I'm sorry, Ralph, but you're going to have to move out - Prissy's allergy to your dandruff is getting worse.'

"His tests show he has a latex allergy."

'I just came back from the allergist. I'm allergic to life.'

'You should have thought about your allergies before you built the ark.'

An allergist sneezing

Man sneezes and blows flowers out of painting.

'You see, I'm allergic to dog dander....'

"How Lovely. You brought me pollen."

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

'Noah's wife is allergic to cats.'

'I stopped to smell the flowers. Where's my inhaler?'

"None of our items are gluten-free, but they are prepared by people who are."

The sounds of spring.

"Modern art?"

'Oh I can't stay here, i'm allergic to shell fish.'

"You scared me half to death. That's 4.5 lives!"

'Bless you!'

Asthma cats

That's right: Not only are we 'Man's best friend', but a lot of people are allergic to cats...

"Ok, tough guy, let's see if you can take the unbearable tickle of your runny nose with the facial tissues just out of reach."

'I couldn't get the cap off the prescription bottle. What did you die of?'

'Oh, it's not that I don't like humans, it's just my allergies.'

"This is a nasty rash. It's either a food allergy to curds and whey or contact dermatitis from the tuffet"

'Strawberries give me the hives. How about an apple?'

Pollen's Side of the Story

'I only sneezed because I have hay fever.'

Hay Fever Preventives.