Allergy Survivors Mugs

"Is it just me, or is the pollen particularly bad this year?"

"...and the pollen count is 126 today..."

Pollen's Side of the Story

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

"I can't have anything that's a food."

'I'm sorry, Ralph, but you're going to have to move out - Prissy's allergy to your dandruff is getting worse.'

"His tests show he has a latex allergy."

'Oh yeah, ths boss is going to love the new hire.'

'What's the diagnosis?' - '*Cough*' - 'It's not good, I'm afraid.' - 'Tell me. I have to know.' - 'You have man flu, Peel.' - 'Why, God? Why?!!' - 'I'm so sorry.' -

An allergist sneezing

'You should have thought about your allergies before you built the ark.'

"How many more times, you've got hayfever, so no, you can't have any cannabis oil."

'You see, I'm allergic to dog dander....'

Man sneezes and blows flowers out of painting.

Protecting Nature

"The surgery went well. You'll be issued a 'Contains No Nuts' card upon discharge."

"The tests came back positive. You're H2O intolerant."

'Noah's wife is allergic to cats.'

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, pollen to pollen, mold to mold

"Yeah, it's a drag, but the only flight I could get was a red-eye."

"How Lovely. You brought me pollen."

You're going to give me a hay fever shot? Shouldn't I be getting an anti hay fever shot?

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

The Inverted Nose: Genetic engineering's answer to the sniffles.

"I still call it a custard tart but to be honest, it's a dairy free, soy fructose mix, with no nuts."

"He's allergic to peanuts, sensitive to wheat, lactose-intolerant, and just plain weirded out by fruit."

'I stopped to smell the flowers. Where's my inhaler?'

'If that's true, if you've really done it, I can say unequivocally, that is indeed...Nothing to sneeze at!'

The sounds of spring.

"The gluten's back. And it's pissed."

'Unfortunately, Mr.Beckons, your son Dean is very allergic to grass. . .'

"Get me this! Get me that! Get me..."