Allergy Amusements Gifts

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?''

'I just came back from the allergist. I'm allergic to life.'

"How adorable! I'd love to have one of my own but I'm so terribly allergic."

An allergist sneezing

"The tests show you're lactose intolerant."

'Noah's wife is allergic to cats.'

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

You're going to give me a hay fever shot? Shouldn't I be getting an anti hay fever shot?

'Don't worry he doesn't want any. he's allergic to everything except straw stuffing.'

'Maybe she's gluten intolerant.'

'Is the homework gluten free?'

"None of our items are gluten-free, but they are prepared by people who are."

"These won't cure your allergy, but they'll send it a message."

'Gesundheit'

That's right: Not only are we 'Man's best friend', but a lot of people are allergic to cats...

"Here's Pollen!"

"I only grown them because her mother's allergic to them."

Peanut Butter Warning: Contains Peanuts.

'Please sir, does this contain nuts?'

'Is this communion wafer gluten free?'

'Strawberries give me the hives. How about an apple?'

"Yeah, and what's it to you if I am gluten free?"

I'll trade you a gluten-Free Sandwich for lactose-free milk.

'What do you mean, you can't look at the Milky Way because you're lactose-intolerant?'

'It must have been the canapes. He should have mentioned his wheat allergy.'

The Food Free Food Aisle

"I've been wanting you two to meet. You both have the same seasonal allergies."

"Adam, I think I must be allergic to that fruit we ate back in the garden!"

"Al's either catching a cold or practicing for spring allergies."

Magnified Hay Fever Pollen.

"If you're not going to eat it, can I have your gluten?"