Allergy Amusements Mugs

I like spring okay, except for the mammoths shedding.

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?''

'I just came back from the allergist. I'm allergic to life.'

An allergist sneezing

"How adorable! I'd love to have one of my own but I'm so terribly allergic."

"The surgery went well. You'll be issued a 'Contains No Nuts' card upon discharge."

"The tests show you're lactose intolerant."

You're going to give me a hay fever shot? Shouldn't I be getting an anti hay fever shot?

"I think I'm allergic to peanuts."

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

'Don't worry he doesn't want any. he's allergic to everything except straw stuffing.'

'Noah's wife is allergic to cats.'

'Maybe she's gluten intolerant.'

'Is the homework gluten free?'

"None of our items are gluten-free, but they are prepared by people who are."

"These won't cure your allergy, but they'll send it a message."

"Here's Pollen!"

'Gesundheit'

"I only grown them because her mother's allergic to them."

That's right: Not only are we 'Man's best friend', but a lot of people are allergic to cats...

Peanut Butter Warning: Contains Peanuts.

'Please sir, does this contain nuts?'

"Yeah, and what's it to you if I am gluten free?"

'Is this communion wafer gluten free?'

'Strawberries give me the hives. How about an apple?'

I'll trade you a gluten-Free Sandwich for lactose-free milk.

'What do you mean, you can't look at the Milky Way because you're lactose-intolerant?'

The Food Free Food Aisle

"Adam, I think I must be allergic to that fruit we ate back in the garden!"

'It must have been the canapes. He should have mentioned his wheat allergy.'

"I've been wanting you two to meet. You both have the same seasonal allergies."

"Al's either catching a cold or practicing for spring allergies."

"If you're not going to eat it, can I have your gluten?"