Allergy Artist Mugs

"I only grown them because her mother's allergic to them."

"He has a terrible peanut elegy."

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

'I just came back from the allergist. I'm allergic to life.'

'You see, I'm allergic to dog dander....'

Man sneezes and blows flowers out of painting.

"I just love the reactions I get every day when I come to work."

A man jumps out of a window to avoid an injection.

"So, little Andy is a lawyer now!"

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

'I can never do anything with my hair phobia.'

Asthma cats

"Here's Pollen!"

"I probably should have mentioned that I'm allergic to cats, Albert. . ."

"Thank you for the peanut butter and jelly sandwich, Mrs Williams, but I'm allergic to peanuts, gluten, and I'm pre-diabetic."

"Oh, oh...I detect traces of tree nuts...where's my epipen?"

Peanut Butter Warning: Contains Peanuts.

"This was supposed to be 'Gluten-Free Comedy Night.' Which means no wheat jokes."

'Strawberries give me the hives. How about an apple?'

'I'm allergic to sand.'

I'll trade you a gluten-Free Sandwich for lactose-free milk.

"I'm allergic to wool. . !"

'It only hurts when I sneeze.'

Hay Fever Preventives.

"Severe lactose intolerance - he can't even look at a cow."

"This is a fine time to discover you have an egg allergy, Fiona!"

The Food Free Food Aisle

"Got anything to speed up her galloping hayfever?"

Allergy Clinic: Summertime and the Living is Wheezy.

"I've been wanting you two to meet. You both have the same seasonal allergies."