Allergy Artist Mugs

"I only grown them because her mother's allergic to them."

"He has a terrible peanut elegy."

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

'I just came back from the allergist. I'm allergic to life.'

'You see, I'm allergic to dog dander....'

Man sneezes and blows flowers out of painting.

"I just love the reactions I get every day when I come to work."

"The surgery went well. You'll be issued a 'Contains No Nuts' card upon discharge."

A man jumps out of a window to avoid an injection.

"The tests came back positive. You're H2O intolerant."

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

"So, little Andy is a lawyer now!"

'I can never do anything with my hair phobia.'

"Thank you for the peanut butter and jelly sandwich, Mrs Williams, but I'm allergic to peanuts, gluten, and I'm pre-diabetic."

"He's allergic to pond water."

"Oh, oh...I detect traces of tree nuts...where's my epipen?"

Asthma cats

"I probably should have mentioned that I'm allergic to cats, Albert. . ."

"Here's Pollen!"

Peanut Butter Warning: Contains Peanuts.

'I'm allergic to sand.'

"This was supposed to be 'Gluten-Free Comedy Night.' Which means no wheat jokes."

'Strawberries give me the hives. How about an apple?'

I'll trade you a gluten-Free Sandwich for lactose-free milk.

'It only hurts when I sneeze.'

'Tony is allergic to the cat.'

"I'm allergic to wool. . !"

"This is a fine time to discover you have an egg allergy, Fiona!"

"I've been wanting you two to meet. You both have the same seasonal allergies."

"Got anything to speed up her galloping hayfever?"

I'll have a gluten-free, hypoallergenic vegan cookie with whipped hand-sanitizer topping. Is your whipped hand-sanitizer organic? Totally. There's not a thing in it that can possibly hurt you. Can you BOIL the cookie just to be sure? That'll be extra.

I like spring okay, except for the mammoths shedding.

Hay Fever Preventives.

Allergy Clinic: Summertime and the Living is Wheezy.

"Severe lactose intolerance - he can't even look at a cow."