Allergen Adventurer Gifts

'You're allergic to tongue depressors!'

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

Neurotics in the tropics

'Life isn't fair! Most of the stuff I worried about over the years never even happened!'

The Wet Fly Man is a more active creature.

'The next time something follows you home, you have my permission to go straight to Timmy's house for a sleepover.'

'Oops. I set my auto pilot to go to Saratoga ... New York.'

'For a moment there, I thought he was my kind of man, drinking doubles...'

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

"Yeah, I used to have an emotional support animal, but then I upgraded to a conflict avoidance scooter."

"You're the one who wanted to go someplace off the beaten track - you ask him what's gluten free."

'Well, this is a first- you seem to be allergic to distilled water.'

'Don't talk to me about joint-pain...'

"We just got back from Alaska, where we saw the cutest little glaciers."

"Please cut and paste these prayers to an other gods up there....just in case I've been following the wrong one."

"Here's Pollen!"

My Progress Towards Achieving My Goals

"Right foot, left foot, inhale, exhale, right foot..."

"These won't cure your allergy, but they'll send it a message."

"I'm pretty sure the alcohol neutralizes the gluten."

I'll try searching 'Disabled Dining'.

"Yep - peanut-free, Ebola-free, gluten-free. That'll be $74."

Fishermen complain about new quota.

"Dora's anxiety has always manifested itself in the 'flight response.'"

Wheelchair lifts woman to top of library bookshelf.

"Do you feel we are making progress in overcoming your fears?"