Allergy Anxiety Adventurer Gifts

"Yep - peanut-free, Ebola-free, gluten-free. That'll be $74."

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

Ego Increasing School

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

'It's your babysitter, where do you keep your fire extinguisher?'

Neurotics in the tropics

'Life isn't fair! Most of the stuff I worried about over the years never even happened!'

"That's a semi-private room for you. You caught his, and he caught yours."

"Well, I finally saw a shrink today."

'I'm sorry, but I haven't understood a word you've babbled since I turned left on red.'

"In a nutshell Mr. Beesley, you have hypochondria."

"My lifestyle is empty and meaningless."

Agoraphobic Explorer

"What part of all this can I blame on the pandemic?"

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

'Well, this is a first- you seem to be allergic to distilled water.'

"Yeah, I used to have an emotional support animal, but then I upgraded to a conflict avoidance scooter."

'So, just how long were you at the School of Hard Knocks?'

"Is it okay that I said yes to that costume party?"

'Don't talk to me about joint-pain...'

"I have the results of your PET scan and your CT scan. You are not claustrophobic."

"Here's Pollen!"

"These won't cure your allergy, but they'll send it a message."

"Right foot, left foot, inhale, exhale, right foot..."

My Progress Towards Achieving My Goals

"Do you feel we are making progress in overcoming your fears?"

"Did we switch everything off before we left?"

'I'm allergic to sand.'

Person is hiding behind book entitled 'Coping with shyness'.

"Dora's anxiety has always manifested itself in the 'flight response.'"

I'll trade you a gluten-Free Sandwich for lactose-free milk.

'What if I want to stop? Where's the pause button?'

"I feel like I'm not making enough progress getting over my fear of everything."