Allergy Anxiety Adventurer T-Shirts

"Yep - peanut-free, Ebola-free, gluten-free. That'll be $74."

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

Ego Increasing School

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

'It's your babysitter, where do you keep your fire extinguisher?'

Neurotics in the tropics

'Life isn't fair! Most of the stuff I worried about over the years never even happened!'

"Well, I finally saw a shrink today."

"That's a semi-private room for you. You caught his, and he caught yours."

'I'm sorry, but I haven't understood a word you've babbled since I turned left on red.'

"In a nutshell Mr. Beesley, you have hypochondria."

"The surgery went well. You'll be issued a 'Contains No Nuts' card upon discharge."

"My lifestyle is empty and meaningless."

Agoraphobic Explorer

"Yeah, I used to have an emotional support animal, but then I upgraded to a conflict avoidance scooter."

'So, just how long were you at the School of Hard Knocks?'

"What part of all this can I blame on the pandemic?"

'Well, this is a first- you seem to be allergic to distilled water.'

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

"Is it okay that I said yes to that costume party?"

'Don't talk to me about joint-pain...'

"I have the results of your PET scan and your CT scan. You are not claustrophobic."

"Right foot, left foot, inhale, exhale, right foot..."

"These won't cure your allergy, but they'll send it a message."

My Progress Towards Achieving My Goals

"Here's Pollen!"

"Dora's anxiety has always manifested itself in the 'flight response.'"

Psychiatry. I'd be more optimistic about starting a new chapter in my life if all the previous ones hadn't ended in a cliffhanger!

"Do you feel we are making progress in overcoming your fears?"

"Did we switch everything off before we left?"

'I'm allergic to sand.'

Person is hiding behind book entitled 'Coping with shyness'.

I'll trade you a gluten-Free Sandwich for lactose-free milk.

'What if I want to stop? Where's the pause button?'