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"Here's Pollen!"

The Zoo.

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Wolf Karaoke

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

Competitive Eating Competition Competitive Vomiting Competition,

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

"If you are a Democrat, Mrs. Hooper-Smith does the Macarena during your pancakes."

A Newton's cradle wrecking ball.

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

Chuck played mean hair guitar.

Cocktail Piano Bar.

'I just came back from the allergist. I'm allergic to life.'

'500 channels...surely there must be something worth watching.'

"Congratulations, counselor - it's a baby boy, with a full set of teeth."

"No animals were harmed during this performance!"

'It's so embarrassing. My mother had my tadpole tail bronzed!'

'You mean you don't have a bowling alley on board? And you call yourself a cruise ship?'

"I just love the reactions I get every day when I come to work."

'I can't help but wonder if somewhere, someone isn't watching a TV with a larger screen.'

'...No, you're not going to be chillin' at a crucially cool awesome rave. It's Daniel's birthday party.'

Ventriloquism For Beginners

"What have I told you two about not clowning around?"

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

"This island may not have food or water, but it does have wiring for streaming services. Too bad we didn't put a TV in the life raft."

'How about a game of cards?'

'Well, this is a first- you seem to be allergic to distilled water.'

"Morning!"

"I'll have a programme and sit on that."

Busker

"Can I have a volunteer from the audience who won't go running to a lawyer if this goes horribly wrong?""

'I understand your trainer used to be a dog trainer.'