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Allergy Clinic: Summertime and the Living is Wheezy.

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

Neurotics in the tropics

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

'Life isn't fair! Most of the stuff I worried about over the years never even happened!'

"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?"

"The surgery went well. You'll be issued a 'Contains No Nuts' card upon discharge."

"OK, here comes Sylvia Sanchez...it's a perfect time to ask her to the homecoming dance."

Gerald's first ever date remains on track.

'The next time something follows you home, you have my permission to go straight to Timmy's house for a sleepover.'

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

"Somewhere along the line the world got a whole lot dorkier."

"Ice rink"

'Well, this is a first- you seem to be allergic to distilled water.'

"Yeah, I used to have an emotional support animal, but then I upgraded to a conflict avoidance scooter."

'Don't talk to me about joint-pain...'

"Please cut and paste these prayers to an other gods up there....just in case I've been following the wrong one."

The plumber asks out the cable lady.

"These won't cure your allergy, but they'll send it a message."

"Right foot, left foot, inhale, exhale, right foot..."

"Here's Pollen!"

My Progress Towards Achieving My Goals

Socially awkward shipwrecks.

'I'm allergic to sand.'

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

I'll try searching 'Disabled Dining'.

"Dora's anxiety has always manifested itself in the 'flight response.'"

"Yep - peanut-free, Ebola-free, gluten-free. That'll be $74."

"Do you feel we are making progress in overcoming your fears?"

Wheelchair lifts woman to top of library bookshelf.