Allergy Prone Warriors Gifts

"I would be an animal-rights activist, but I have allergies."

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

"Is it just me, or is the pollen particularly bad this year?"

"I can't have anything that's a food."

'Oh yeah, ths boss is going to love the new hire.'

"How am I supposed to trust my gut when it can't even handle a little dairy?"

"How many more times, you've got hayfever, so no, you can't have any cannabis oil."

Man sneezes and blows flowers out of painting.

'You see, I'm allergic to dog dander....'

"Everything on the menu can be prepared with no gluten, standard gluten, or extra gluten."

Protecting Nature

"Aaaaa....Chooo!"

"No, we don't sell gluten-free gluten."

"I still call it a custard tart but to be honest, it's a dairy free, soy fructose mix, with no nuts."

"He's allergic to peanuts, sensitive to wheat, lactose-intolerant, and just plain weirded out by fruit."

"Yeah, it's a drag, but the only flight I could get was a red-eye."

"You're leaving?" "Yeah, today's kids are so demanding so I've decided to move to a gluten-free, lactose-free, nut-free, sugar-free neighborhood."

The Inverted Nose: Genetic engineering's answer to the sniffles.

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

"You can domesticate it, but only if it's hypoallergenic."

"It might taste a little different. It's gluten-free slop."

'If that's true, if you've really done it, I can say unequivocally, that is indeed...Nothing to sneeze at!'

"The gluten's back. And it's pissed."

"Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, pollen to pollen, mold to mold..." "He was allergic to everything."

"These won't cure your allergy, but they'll send it a message."

"Well, my wife is lactose-maltose-dextrose-sucrose-cellulose intolerant, which means I can't even hand her an empty box of candy."

"Dad's allergies kicked in during out special 'man to man' walk...so I learned all about the birds and the sneeze."

'Look - there's the first swallow of summer.'

'I have allergies, so before I can eat you, I need to know if you contain traces of nuts...'

"Y' know, a GOOD host would provide a lactose-free option!"