Food Allergy Warriors Gifts

The Last Thanksgiving

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

"Wow! So you think my chronic self-hatred may just be an undiagnosed case of lactose intolerance?"

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

"OK, hands up who’s vegan... lactose intolerant... peanut allergies..."

"I can't have anything that's a food."

"How many more times, you've got hayfever, so no, you can't have any cannabis oil."

"How am I supposed to trust my gut when it can't even handle a little dairy?"

'Oh yeah, ths boss is going to love the new hire.'

I can't believe I ate all that kale for nothing.

Gluten-free Santa

"Everything on the menu can be prepared with no gluten, standard gluten, or extra gluten."

Protecting Nature

Squirrel in tree with t-shirt saying ''may contain nuts.'

"No, we don't sell gluten-free gluten."

"It might taste a little different. It's gluten-free slop."

"I still call it a custard tart but to be honest, it's a dairy free, soy fructose mix, with no nuts."

"He's allergic to peanuts, sensitive to wheat, lactose-intolerant, and just plain weirded out by fruit."

The Inverted Nose: Genetic engineering's answer to the sniffles.

Gluten-Free Church

"You can domesticate it, but only if it's hypoallergenic."

"Are there nuts in this?"

"Yeah, it's a drag, but the only flight I could get was a red-eye."

'If that's true, if you've really done it, I can say unequivocally, that is indeed...Nothing to sneeze at!'

"The gluten's back. And it's pissed."

'Unfortunately, Mr.Beckons, your son Dean is very allergic to grass. . .'

Does this contain garlic?

Frank and Ernest's tips for travelers. When traveling makes you congested ... call rheum service. Sniff.

'Look - there's the first swallow of summer.'

"Y' know, a GOOD host would provide a lactose-free option!"

'I have allergies, so before I can eat you, I need to know if you contain traces of nuts...'