Food Sensitivity Warrior Gifts

'I'm so sorry! I'm gluten intolerant. I just panicked.'

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

"I can't have anything that's a food."

'Oh yeah, ths boss is going to love the new hire.'

'Gretel, she's lying. It's not gluten free!'

"How many more times, you've got hayfever, so no, you can't have any cannabis oil."

"How am I supposed to trust my gut when it can't even handle a little dairy?"

Gluten-free Santa

"Everything on the menu can be prepared with no gluten, standard gluten, or extra gluten."

Way Too Genetically Engineered Chicken

Protecting Nature

Squirrel in tree with t-shirt saying ''may contain nuts.'

"No, we don't sell gluten-free gluten."

"I still call it a custard tart but to be honest, it's a dairy free, soy fructose mix, with no nuts."

"It's the gluten-free edition."

"Are there nuts in this?"

"He's allergic to peanuts, sensitive to wheat, lactose-intolerant, and just plain weirded out by fruit."

The Inverted Nose: Genetic engineering's answer to the sniffles.

"It might taste a little different. It's gluten-free slop."

Gluten-Free Church

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

"Yeah, it's a drag, but the only flight I could get was a red-eye."

'If that's true, if you've really done it, I can say unequivocally, that is indeed...Nothing to sneeze at!'

"The gluten's back. And it's pissed."

"It's gluten/carb/fat/preservative/sugar-free. Enjoy your Celery Supreme."

'Look - there's the first swallow of summer.'

'I have allergies, so before I can eat you, I need to know if you contain traces of nuts...'

"What? I have a nut allergy."