Food Sensitivity Warriors Gifts

"How am I supposed to trust my gut when it can't even handle a little dairy?"

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

"I can't have anything that's a food."

"How many more times, you've got hayfever, so no, you can't have any cannabis oil."

'Oh yeah, ths boss is going to love the new hire.'

I can't believe I ate all that kale for nothing.

Gluten-free Santa

"Everything on the menu can be prepared with no gluten, standard gluten, or extra gluten."

Protecting Nature

Way Too Genetically Engineered Chicken

Squirrel in tree with t-shirt saying ''may contain nuts.'

"No, we don't sell gluten-free gluten."

"Are there nuts in this?"

Gluten-Free Church

The Inverted Nose: Genetic engineering's answer to the sniffles.

"I still call it a custard tart but to be honest, it's a dairy free, soy fructose mix, with no nuts."

"It's the gluten-free edition."

"Yeah, it's a drag, but the only flight I could get was a red-eye."

"It might taste a little different. It's gluten-free slop."

"He's allergic to peanuts, sensitive to wheat, lactose-intolerant, and just plain weirded out by fruit."

'If that's true, if you've really done it, I can say unequivocally, that is indeed...Nothing to sneeze at!'

"The gluten's back. And it's pissed."

'Unfortunately, Mr.Beckons, your son Dean is very allergic to grass. . .'

"Y' know, a GOOD host would provide a lactose-free option!"

'I have allergies, so before I can eat you, I need to know if you contain traces of nuts...'

'Look - there's the first swallow of summer.'

"Well, my wife is lactose-maltose-dextrose-sucrose-cellulose intolerant, which means I can't even hand her an empty box of candy."

Does this contain garlic?

"What? I have a nut allergy."