Food Sensitivity Warriors Mugs

"How am I supposed to trust my gut when it can't even handle a little dairy?"

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

"I can't have anything that's a food."

'Oh yeah, ths boss is going to love the new hire.'

"How many more times, you've got hayfever, so no, you can't have any cannabis oil."

I can't believe I ate all that kale for nothing.

Gluten-free Santa

"Everything on the menu can be prepared with no gluten, standard gluten, or extra gluten."

Way Too Genetically Engineered Chicken

Protecting Nature

Squirrel in tree with t-shirt saying ''may contain nuts.'

"No, we don't sell gluten-free gluten."

"It might taste a little different. It's gluten-free slop."

"I still call it a custard tart but to be honest, it's a dairy free, soy fructose mix, with no nuts."

"It's the gluten-free edition."

"Are there nuts in this?"

"He's allergic to peanuts, sensitive to wheat, lactose-intolerant, and just plain weirded out by fruit."

The Inverted Nose: Genetic engineering's answer to the sniffles.

Gluten-Free Church

"Yeah, it's a drag, but the only flight I could get was a red-eye."

'If that's true, if you've really done it, I can say unequivocally, that is indeed...Nothing to sneeze at!'

"The gluten's back. And it's pissed."

"It's gluten/carb/fat/preservative/sugar-free. Enjoy your Celery Supreme."

"Dad's allergies kicked in during out special 'man to man' walk...so I learned all about the birds and the sneeze."

'Look - there's the first swallow of summer.'

"Y' know, a GOOD host would provide a lactose-free option!"

'I have allergies, so before I can eat you, I need to know if you contain traces of nuts...'

"Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, pollen to pollen, mold to mold..." "He was allergic to everything."

Does this contain garlic?