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"How am I supposed to trust my gut when it can't even handle a little dairy?"

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

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"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

"I can't have anything that's a food."

"How many more times, you've got hayfever, so no, you can't have any cannabis oil."

'Oh yeah, ths boss is going to love the new hire.'

I can't believe I ate all that kale for nothing.

Gluten-free Santa

"Everything on the menu can be prepared with no gluten, standard gluten, or extra gluten."

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Way Too Genetically Engineered Chicken

Squirrel in tree with t-shirt saying ''may contain nuts.'

"No, we don't sell gluten-free gluten."

"Are there nuts in this?"

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"I still call it a custard tart but to be honest, it's a dairy free, soy fructose mix, with no nuts."

"It's the gluten-free edition."

"Yeah, it's a drag, but the only flight I could get was a red-eye."

"It might taste a little different. It's gluten-free slop."

"He's allergic to peanuts, sensitive to wheat, lactose-intolerant, and just plain weirded out by fruit."

'If that's true, if you've really done it, I can say unequivocally, that is indeed...Nothing to sneeze at!'

"The gluten's back. And it's pissed."

'Unfortunately, Mr.Beckons, your son Dean is very allergic to grass. . .'

"Y' know, a GOOD host would provide a lactose-free option!"

'I have allergies, so before I can eat you, I need to know if you contain traces of nuts...'

'Look - there's the first swallow of summer.'

"Well, my wife is lactose-maltose-dextrose-sucrose-cellulose intolerant, which means I can't even hand her an empty box of candy."

Does this contain garlic?

"What? I have a nut allergy."