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Tetracycline: Bicycle built for 4 organisms.'

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

'Friends, lab rats, country mice, lend me your ears...'

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

'I was working on developing anti-matter under laboratory conditions, but I couldn't find anything to keep it in.'

You've determined the DNA genome for felines? What do you call it? "Helix the Cat".

"We've discovered two new organisms growing from school gym lockers."

'Now we'll have to explain it to the press. Remember - keep it superficial.'

Cursing Scientist.

"We're using genetic engineering to modify the molecular structure of a plant's natural cellulose. We convert selected parts of the plant into plastic!"

"Just think of this prescription as an app for your body...with side effects."

Gene Manipulation

Frank & Ernest Nucri-Cops. Any luck cracking the conspiracy case? Not yet. There's no DNA evidence to implicate the guilty parties. We couldn't charge the neutron, so we had to let him go. The shyness gene won't talk, and the cholesterol molecule is sticking to his story. The vaccine molecule is our last hope -- he might agree to testify. But first he wants to talk about immunity.

"You want proof? There's your proof."

Chemistry Improv Theater

Clinical Trails. . . Prevention . . . Detection. . . Diagnosis. . . Treatment.

"Whoa, whoa – for all I know you contaminated the sample."

'Just because the alignment of the system wasn't maintained during rapid sample exchange, it's no threat to your manhood.'

A flower beats up another flower - Genetically Engineered plants tend to be more aggressive than naturally grown ones.

'Mrs. Tomkins says her prescription has no side effects, so it can't be doing her any good.'

'I'm calling maintenance to tell them about the leak in the ceiling. The acid rain is neutralizing our basic research.'

'It's not supposed to be a triple helix, is it?'

'Well, this is a first- you seem to be allergic to distilled water.'

"He doesn't look like you at all."

'I know I told you this wouldn't hurt, but, if it does, raise your trunk or something.'

Now, will someone pass me a whale?

'How can we get the flu? We are the flu.'

"I hope watching me run around helplessly in a maze takes your minds off the fact that you're all running around helplessly in your own personal mazes."

Thomas Hunt Morgan

'They're not testing drugs on us - they're testing us. We're transgenic.'

'I want you to try an alternate cure for your insomnia-start watching daytime television.'

Protoxoan social distancing.

'...The world of vitamins can be complex.'

'Or we can go with trial-and-error.'

A sign at a nuclear power plant - 'In case of emergency run!'