Chemical Adventurers Gifts

The final days of hair coloring

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

Creative Baby.

Meet the new factory manager.

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

Unknowingly, with one swish of his blood soaked mammoth tail he was inflicting pain and suffering on billions of unborn people. Home decorating had been invented.

Is this what they call inherent safety?

Old Book Smell

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

'What's on the other side?...'

'I was working on developing anti-matter under laboratory conditions, but I couldn't find anything to keep it in.'

My first mistake.

Genetically Altered Salmon (and other foods) Research

Cursing Scientist.

Great, the skeletons of all the other cartoon characters who were here before us.

Some recently de-classified nuclear secrets.

"Fred, a drone! Let's get it!"

Professor Urquat makes his final contribution to the world of science.

Man climbing a dna 'ladder'.

Man about to enter a maze with a arrow saying 'Internet' with the world at its center

The segway RV.

"I apologize, sir, but I'm having trouble finding a technician willing to come out and remove the insidious fire creature from your computer."

Physicist in restaurant.

Dogfights/Drone Fights

'Loose Nuke Round Up!'

Photocoffier.

The Young Jacques Cousteau at the Beach with his Mother.

'Of course it's impossible. That's why we're here.'

Flowchart of an idea.

'Can't talk now. I'm on a virtual holiday.'

'I'm calling maintenance to tell them about the leak in the ceiling. The acid rain is neutralizing our basic research.'

'It's not supposed to be a triple helix, is it?'

A riderless police bike pulls over a driverless car, now what. . .?