Stripe Seeker T-Shirts

A man adjusts his pillow so the stripes match his bedspread.

Bring your own inflatable.

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

Frog in the puddles.

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

Teapot

Office of the Special Investigator: Stepped out to follow the 'money trail'.

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

A man fly fishing forms a fish with his line.

On Champagne: 'Nobody knows the bubbles I've seen.'

'Everyone's using your theorem, Pythagoras. I told you you should have patented it.'

'Are referees black with white stripes or white with black stripes?'

Wish upon a star (well it's worth a try).

'He hasn't responded to training - he still insists on taking Alec to his slippers....'

Bowling ball head.

Inside the Bermuda Romantic Triangle

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

King Pin

I'm home! Where are my pipe and slippers? At the tobacco shop and the shoe store, respectively.

'Okay, let's try it one more time...slippers...slippers....'

Desert Island Surveillance.

cat singing into microphone

'002' - A discussion about 007.

The Specimen Hunter

Artist Misses the Point

"I love the idea of getting married to a jeweller."

Black Truffles!

"A guy in 'recovery' wants to buy your slippers."

'I'm sick of it: Nothing goes with stripes...'

"Try not to loft the ball so much.'

"No, I don't mind if you peek,' said the mystery writer to the next victim.

Yoga

Of feeling the balance and whip of a favourite rod.