Stripe Shirt Aficionado T-Shirts

Thinking about Rugby

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

"It says here that in your last job you did a lot of traveling."

Nothing to say! Wouldn't wanna hear about it anyway!

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing."

"Finally...it's here! Only the best $20 I've ever spent!"

The Grim Rapper

A stripe of stockbrokers

cat singing into microphone

'I'm sick of it: Nothing goes with stripes...'

An elephant in an aerobics class wearing horizontal-striped workout tights. Instructor says,

Totally Nude Hand Puppets.

'I'm patriotic, but nobody beats Fido at wagging the flag!'

'WOOHOOO! Yeah BABY, yeah!' (at a zebra strip show)

'Fridge magnet' t-shirt.

Wet Paint

"A stripper in Ohio claims her privacy was violated when a patron took a picture of her while she was performing, thus invoking her Constitutional right to irony."

Sailor and car

Lemmings jump off a cliff wearing t-shirts reading 'I'm with stupid'.

Less successful 1990s T-shirt designs.

Obese man wearing a T-shirt with 'Too Big To Fail'.

Messages on T-Shirts: 'I'm wrong always' and 'I'm right always'.

Free sweatshirts for our customers (sweatshirts read: Survived the last heating bill!)

Chav a Merry Christmas

"...and, as well as your salary, you will be eligible for company transport - a pair of our latest running shoes."

The Emperor's New Wallpaper.

Young Che Guevara contemplates a career in t-shirt design.

"I do love summer. . . but, there's something about being in a sweatshirt again."

I don't look like much, but I'm going to inherit the earth.