Stripe Admirer T-Shirts

Man in a stripy top makes smoke stripes.

Cupcake Excitement Scale

"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."

'Are referees black with white stripes or white with black stripes?'

Snow is falling...

Books*. *Batteries not included.

I like the look of the sherry trifle!

cat singing into microphone

Chess player painting all the pieces his colour.

'I'm sick of it: Nothing goes with stripes...'

I Love Winter!

Crash Test Dummy Jokes that Get Old Fast. Oh, no! Somebody cut the brakes! Every single time.

Poet beside a (literally) babbling brook.

Sailor and car

'I love the smell of spring!'

"What's up -ain't you ever seen a bar cod."

Old Man Winter

On that fateful visit to the supermarket, it was Tongue's misstep that would lead to a fall, a lawsuit, and an eventual catch-phrase.

'Try them on HERE before you buy online.'

'Well, it might be hard to believe now, but in my youth, I was the fastest animal on land...'

Penguin motivational speakers.

Karim Benzema

School - Equilateral triangles ahead sign.

'Pinch runner, Bob! Hold him on the bag! They put this guy on for only one reason!'

The Emperor's New Wallpaper.

"You know, the vertical stripes do make you look thinner!"

Banana peel warning sign with slipped and wrecked cars.

Thinking about Rugby

Wine and Stripes

Fire, fury, fore!

"Of course you could use a damn drink. We all could use a damn drink!"

Speed Awareness Scheme.

Adama Traore

'Wow! That's some sexy looking club you've got there!'

"Be honest - do these glasses make me look scarier?"