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"You know, the vertical stripes do make you look thinner!"

'I'm sick of it: Nothing goes with stripes...'

The Emperor's New Wallpaper.

Valentine's day striped card from a husband who knows his wife is obsessed with stripes.

Sailor and car

Where Indian ink came from.

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

Teapot

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

Man, I could destroy a chocolate donut with sprinkles right now

Penny

Shakespeare in the clink

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

'Are referees black with white stripes or white with black stripes?'

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"

Printers

Young woman shows off her tattoos.

Trees tattoo

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

A stripe of stockbrokers

'The Pen Is Mightier...Still.'

A Double-Dip Recession with Sprinkles

'I made hundreds of copies to give to all the students in my school. By the way, the color printer is out of ink.'

'I've been transferred again.'

"I warned you that tattoo wouldn't change colour."

"Dad, I was thinking...can I get a tattoo...right here!"

"But I don't run out of ink."

I'm nervous, Sadie. Relax, Darlene. It's your bachelorette party. But an all-male revue – It sounds gross. Men go to strip clubs, why can't we? Besides, this place is a classy international venue. Palais des Beefcakes? Show us your pecs!

'It's definitely a tattoo that I can reflect on in the future.'