Stripe Enthusiast Pillows

"You know, the vertical stripes do make you look thinner!"

'I'm sick of it: Nothing goes with stripes...'

The Emperor's New Wallpaper.

Valentine's day striped card from a husband who knows his wife is obsessed with stripes.

Sailor and car

Where Indian ink came from.

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

Teapot

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

Penny

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

Shakespeare in the clink

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"

Printers

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

'The Pen Is Mightier...Still.'

Trees tattoo

Young woman shows off her tattoos.

A stripe of stockbrokers

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

A Double-Dip Recession with Sprinkles

'I made hundreds of copies to give to all the students in my school. By the way, the color printer is out of ink.'

"I warned you that tattoo wouldn't change colour."

"How much more for pinstripes?"

"Don't mess with that guy. He's a real hardwood."

'I've been transferred again.'

"But I don't run out of ink."

"I used to be withdrawn. Now I'm overdrawn."

cat singing into microphone

"Dad, I was thinking...can I get a tattoo...right here!"

'It's definitely a tattoo that I can reflect on in the future.'