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Human Cull: People who let their plants hang over the sidewalk so pedestrians can't walk past normally.

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

The Fast Lane.

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

Fishing direction sign.

Day one, post grad

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

"On your left."

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

Bear Signpost.

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

Pavement Artist

'So much for your internal compass.'

Canadian Canoe.

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

"It's one mile as the crow flies, ten miles as the lost hiker bushwhacks."

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

"Now this is how to enjoy the fall colours!"

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

"I didn't know it was poison ivy. It didn't have any warning labels."

'We don't need helicopter vision, Manfred. We need a helicopter.'

Wild, Wacky, Wild and Wacky

Bob found maps very misleading.

'We could use a little divine guidance right about now, reverend.'

Reality Bites

The Wet Fly Man is a more active creature.