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Human Cull: People who let their plants hang over the sidewalk so pedestrians can't walk past normally.

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

The Fast Lane.

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Fishing direction sign.

Day one, post grad

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.

"On your left."

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

'So much for your internal compass.'

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

Canadian Canoe.

Pavement Artist

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

"Now this is how to enjoy the fall colours!"

"I didn't know it was poison ivy. It didn't have any warning labels."

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

"It's one mile as the crow flies, ten miles as the lost hiker bushwhacks."

'We don't need helicopter vision, Manfred. We need a helicopter.'

Wild, Wacky, Wild and Wacky

Bob found maps very misleading.

"And then bear left at the war memorial, first right down Newton road and St Luke's is straight ahead."

The Wet Fly Man is a more active creature.

'We could use a little divine guidance right about now, reverend.'

Reality Bites