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'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Fly Football

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Snow flake

"Look, a bug!"

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Butterflies

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Fish hunting for men.

'Are we there yet?'

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."