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'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Fly Football

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Snow flake

"Look, a bug!"

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Butterflies

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

'Are we there yet?'

Fish hunting for men.

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

Goldfish bowl on raft...