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"When did you first notice your wife was missing?"

The Mechanic

Hither and Yon sign

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

I think it's so cute when the kids camp out in the backyard.

Woman watering garden with watering can. Bug with umbrella up.

"This old bike of mine has sure lost some if its speed over the years."

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

Superman Going On Vacation.

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

'Come to think of it son, there's not a single spot in this backyard I've not dug out sometime...'

Suburban street.

Get ready ... Get set ...

'Oh course!'

"I thought since I was able to fix our computer. It turns out that the computer is a little more complicated."

Bike Wash

Boy on a bike

"No more car-rides for me: He's gone all green, sold his car, bought a bike and uses public transports..."

Whilst a dog is weeing at the base of a tree, a squirrel wees at the entrance of it's dog house.

"Sorry, but that's a road racing bike. I'm a mountain bike specialist."

Viking with bike handlebars on helmet.

Man riding a bike frame with a cat and a dog attached to harnesses where the wheels would normally be

"The soft, flexible, extendible bumper gently nudges the cyclist safely out of harm's way."

'You hold no authority that will allow you passage, and are ignorant of the magic password ... can you at LEAST tell me your mother's maiden name?'

'Well, when can I have my bike back?'

Fume detector

"Of course I'm no expert. But I still think it's: 'Sniff butt, bury bone. Sniff butt, bury bone...'"

"Pardon me, Karen. Would you be filling the bird feeder soon? Asking for a friend..."

Do not take fish by unathourized means.

1715 - Newton discovers gravel.

Man asking why the lamp in the picture doesn't come with the bicycle

Planet Lover

Carrying a bike over drawing pins.