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'Oh course!'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

Fly Football

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

"Look, a bug!"

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

'Are we there yet?'

Koala

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

Hither and Yon sign

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"Koalas when no one's looking"

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

"Do we really need to chase the rabbit down into its warren Dad? It's a maze and it's dark down there..."

'I told you teamwork was the key to success...'

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

Jane Goodall's study of primates in the land of oz didn't go as well as her previous projects.

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'